搞笑散装英语句子

关于搞笑的中式英语句子

关于搞笑的中式英语句子

　　在生活、工作和学*中，大家肯定对各类句子都很熟悉吧，句子的组成部分，包括主语、谓语、宾语、定语、状语、补语六种。句子的类型多样，你所见过的句子是什么样的呢？以下是小编收集整理的搞笑的中式英语句子，希望能够帮助到大家。

　　01．we two who and who？

　　咱俩谁跟谁阿

　　02．how are you ? how old are you?

　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？

　　03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you

　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

　　04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers! together up!

　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

　　05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!

　　有事起奏，无事退朝

　　06．you me you me

　　彼此彼此

　　07．You Give Me Stop!

　　你给我站住！

　　08．know is know noknow is noknow

　　知之为知之，不知为不知……

　　09．WATCH SISTER

　　表妹

　　10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!

　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的.儿子会打洞！

　　11．American Chinese not enough

　　美中不足

　　12．one car come one car go,two car pengpeng,people die

　　车祸现场描述

　　13．heart flower angry open

　　心花怒放

　　14．go past no mistake past

　　走过路过，不要错过

　　15．小明：I am sorry!

　　老外：I am sorry too!

　　小明：I am sorry three!

　　老外：What are you sorry for?

　　小明：I am sorry five!

　　16．If you want money,I have no;

　　if you want life,I have one!

　　要钱没有，要命一条

　　17．I call Li old big.toyear 25.

　　我叫李老大，今年25。

　　18．you have two down son。

　　你有两下子

　　19．as far as you go to die

　　有多远，死多远！

　　20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face,I turn my face

　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

　　21.no three no four

　　不三不四

　　22.seven up eight down

　　七上八下

　　1.Know is know,no know is no know,it's know.知之为知之，不知为不知，是知也。

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搞笑英语句子

搞笑英语句子

　　在现实生活或工作学*中，许多人对一些广为流传的句子都不陌生吧，句子是由词或词组构成的语言基本运用单位。句子的类型有很多，你都知道吗？下面是小编为大家整理的搞笑英语句子，欢迎阅读，希望大家能够喜欢。

　　01. 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……

　　The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be insisted on,give up something that shouldn’t be given up

　　02. 大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。

　　Tang Monk/Tang Priest,don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The Pilgrimage to the West)

　　03. 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。

　　Having knowledge likes having pregnant,it takes times to be awareness.

　　04. 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。

　　If you acts on impulse,you have passions in life,if you always acts on impulse,you don’t know what life is.

　　05. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说：“我解决了住房问题!”

　　I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20 years,what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said:I have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.

　　06. 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。

　　Mom said you’d better not miss two things ,the last bus to home and the person who loves you dee*.

　　07. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧。

　　One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled:buy funds if you get it.

　　08. 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……

　　A good love is you find the world for a man;a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.

　　09. 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?

　　Before Liang Zhuge coming out,he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?

　　10. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……

　　If you saw the dark in front of you,dont be afriad,that's because sunshine is at your back.

　　1.Money is not everything.There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

　　2.One should love animals.They are so tasty.

　　3.Love the neighbor.But don‘t get caught.

　　4.Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.

　　5.Every man should marry.After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　6.The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　7.Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives.

　　8.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　9.Love is photogenic.It needs darkness to develop.

　　10.Children in backseats cause accidents.Accidents in backseats cause children.

　　11."Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

　　12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

　　13."Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "

　　14."Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

　　15.God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.

　　16.When two‘s company,three‘s the result!

　　17.A dress is like a barbed fence.It protects the premises without restricting the view.

　　18.Themore you learn,the more you know,The more you know,the more youforget.The more you forget,the less you know.So why bother to learn.

　　1、 When did you watch television？

　　2、 Robert bought a new bookcase last month.

　　3、 Did you watch the match last night？

　　4、 He arrived the week before last.

　　5、 The train was nine minutes late.

　　6、 Did you wash your hands before the meal？

　　7、 I arrived here one hour ago.

　　8、 You missed the last train.

　　1. Sometimes love is not enough when the road gets tough.

　　有时候，当生活的路越来越艰难时，只有爱就不够了。

　　2. The best kind of feelings in life are the ones you can't explain.

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搞笑英语格言

搞笑英语格言（精选105句）

　　格言，是指可以作为人们行为规范的言简意赅的语句，是人们机智的精华，众人汇成的睿智，是指导人生走向成功之路的法宝，时刻激励人生取得进步。下面是小编收集整理的搞笑英语格言，希望大家喜欢

　　1、The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, themoreyou forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why botherto learn?

　　学的越多，知道的越多；知道的越多，忘记的越多；忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？

　　2、One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

　　3、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

　　上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。

　　4、love alone could waken love!

　　只有爱才能唤醒爱!

　　5、If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

　　如果我可以重排字母表，我会把你和我放在一起。

　　7、Man: Have we met somewhere before?

　　我们之前在哪个地方见过吧？

　　8、Love is photogenic. It needs darkneto develop.

　　爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

　　9、″Hard work never killed anybody."?But why take the risk?

　　“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

　　10、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behindeveryunsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

　　1、humor, can saying is give people a subtle sense of dispensing the spice of life. For some light humor, can make the atmosphere of the time to change, make the stalled suddenly solve unsolved. - Masayoshi Ohira

　　幽默：可以说是能给人以微妙感的调剂生活的佐料。由于某种轻巧的幽默，就可以使当时的气氛为之改观，使陷于僵局的悬案豁然解决。——日·大*正芳

　　2、the sense of humour is a sense. Li, Ji Bolun

　　幽默感就是分寸感。——黎·纪泊伦

　　3、the humor and wit is the flash of wisdom. -- Indira Shakespeare

　　幽默和风趣是智慧的闪现。——英·莎士比亚

　　4、the humor comes from wisdom, verbal abuse from incompetence. - pine forest

　　幽默来自智慧，恶语来自无能。——松林

　　5、humor is that workers have confidence in their own career and show the advantage of the signs of their own. -- Engels

　　幽默是表明工人对自己事业具有信心并且表明自己占着优势的标志。——*

　　6、humor is not willing to institutional absurdity. - Usher

　　幽默是不肯正经其事的荒谬感。——厄谢尔

　　7、humor is so gorgeous costumes, is how loyal guard! It is always better than the poet and writer's wisdom; it is itself a talent, it can eliminate ignorance. -- Scott

　　幽默是多么艳丽的服饰，又是何等忠诚的卫士!它永远胜过诗人和作家的智慧;它本身就是才华，它能杜绝愚昧。——司各特

　　8、 humor is the wisdom, moral education and the excellent performance of. -- de Engels

　　幽默是具有智慧、教育和道德上优越的表现。——德·*

　　9、humor is the nature of man, it might change one of the atmosphere, but can not change the life of pain. -- Guo Chen

　　幽默是人的本性，它或许可以改变一时的气氛，却改变不了一生的痛苦。——郭辰

　　10、humor is the life waves buoy. -- spreading

　　幽默是生活波涛中的救生圈。——拉布

　　11、humor is all the light of wisdom, shining in the middle of the ancient and modern philosophers spirituality. Where the quality of humor, are smart perspicacious. They will solve all the difficult problems with the humorous wrist, and every kind of things arranged to take it leisurely and unoppressively, be just perfect. -- Qian Renkang

　　幽默是一切智慧的光芒，照耀在古今哲人的灵性中间。凡有幽默的素养者，都是聪敏颖悟的。他们会用幽默手腕解决一切困难问题，而把每一种事态安排得从容不迫，恰到好处。——钱仁康

　　12、humor is a beautiful, healthy quality. May you make up your own humor. Lenin -- the former Soviet Union

　　幽默是一种优美的、健康的品质。愿你让自己幽默起来。——前苏联·列宁

　　13、humor and serious mutual inspection stone, because is not willing to accept the good jokes, which have doubts, but could not resist to joke must also be wisdom. -- Gaulke Asia

　　幽默与严肃互为验石，因为不愿接受善意的玩笑，其中必有疑处，而经不住审度的玩笑也一定是智慧。——高尔克亚

　　14、there are many real word of in joke. -- Swift

　　有许多真实的话都是在笑话中讲出来的。——斯威夫特

　　15、The joke to deal with the enemy, is a natural good tactics, but the contact point, must be the opponent's fatal injury, otherwise, the end is nothing but a joke just kidding. -- Lu Xun

　　用玩笑来应付敌人，自然也是一种好战法，但触着之处，须是对手的致命伤，否则，玩笑终不过是一种单单的玩笑而已。——鲁迅

　　16、a truly humorous people don't have understanding, readily only laugh, smile for cold, dreary life breath. -- Qian Zhongshu

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英语搞笑话剧剧本

英语搞笑话剧剧本（精选5篇）

　　在参加英语文化活动时，我们可以准备一个英语话剧，表演给大家看。以下是小编精心准备的英语搞笑话剧剧本，大家可以参考以下内容哦！

　　甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.

　　乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?

　　甲:(作目瞪口呆状),

　　乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?

　　甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.

　　乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)

　　丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.

　　甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.

　　丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....

　　甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin

　　丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.

　　near, far, wherever you are

　　i believe that the heart does go on

　　once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)

　　and you're here in my heart,

　　and my heart will go on and on.

　　甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.

　　Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise

　　丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.

　　甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?

　　丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade?(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.

　　甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....

　　丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!

　　甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.

　　丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!

　　甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,

　　丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.

　　甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,

　　三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?

　　丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?

　　丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?

　　三人同声:we are past,right?

　　甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!

　　三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!

　　乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)

　　甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?

　　三人齐答:yes,we do!

　　甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!

　　人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，车主 旁白 经纪人

　　旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.

　　A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——边走边说 （趴在讲台上睡）

　　（进入梦乡）

　　旁白：In her dream……

　　(上台摆两个凳子，A做一个)

　　A：Oh, it’s a fine day. (假装看天) (然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看)

　　明星：(上台)：Oh, it’s a fine day. (然后坐凳子)

　　(A看着看着书，就不经意的往旁边看，然后再看看书，突然感觉不对劲，在意外的往旁边看，看到了自己最喜爱的.那个明星，十分激动，不敢相信这是真的)

　　A：Are you … are you that … super star?(激动地说不出话)

　　明星：（随意的回答） Yes, what’s wrong?

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五人英语搞笑话剧剧本

五人英语搞笑话剧剧本

　　话剧是以对话方式为主的戏剧形式，于19世纪末20世纪初来到*。与传统舞台剧、戏曲相区别，话剧主要叙述手段为演员在台上无伴奏的对白或独白，但可以使用少量音乐、歌唱等。下面为大家带来五人英语搞笑话剧剧本，快来看看吧。

　　演话剧的时候需要剧本，同学们，下面就是适合五个人的话剧剧本，请看：

　　人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，车主 旁白 经纪人

　　旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.

　　A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——边走边说 （趴在讲台上睡）

　　（进入梦乡）

　　旁白：In her dream……

　　(上台摆两个凳子，A做一个)

　　A：Oh, it’s a fine day. (假装看天) (然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看)

　　明星：(上台)：Oh, it’s a fine day. (然后坐凳子)

　　(A看着看着书，就不经意的往旁边看，然后再看看书，突然感觉不对劲，在意外的往旁边看，看到了自己最喜爱的那个明星，十分激动，不敢相信这是真的)

　　A：Are you … are you that … super star?(激动地说不出话)

　　明星：（随意的回答） Yes, what’s wrong?

　　A: I’m your fan,super fan. Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.

　　(激动，后面讲到厕所时，还有点不好意思)

　　(当明星听到厕所时，很惊讶)

　　明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik]. (有点嫌弃)

　　A: Can you give me your signature?

　　(讲到签名，明星就兴奋了)

　　明星：Ok ,of course!

　　A：（大声喊）Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature

　　(突然，两个人跑过来，B把A给推开了然后两人问明星要签名)

　　B：Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!!

　　C: No, give it to me, to me!!!

　　(两人抢着，A一人孤零零的.站在旁边，)

　　A: Why the result is this ?(抱头痛哭，边走边哭，然后走到睡觉的那个地方，恢复原来的样子，还有点啜泣)

　　A： Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream.

　　It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)

　　旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.

　　A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.

　　(明星上场，走在对面，也在欣赏某些东西)

　　A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激动)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______！I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important!

　　(正当他准备过马路时，车主做开车动作来了，将要撞A，A很害怕)

　　车主：Look out!

　　Aon’t come here, don’t come here!(闭着眼睛) (车主迅速下台)

　　（A突然站起来，睁开眼睛）

　　A：A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed. Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴着又睡)

　　旁白：In her third dream

　　(明星在签名，A前面有B, C)

　　经纪人：One by one,Don’t be wrought-up

　　A: Yeah,I can get it at last. Before me ,there are only two people.

　　（到B）

　　B:I love you very much. My dreamlover.

　　明星：Thank you

　　(B下，C上)

　　C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ?

　　明星：Sure.

　　(两人抱了一下)

　　（到A）

　　A: I can get your signature in the end! I’m so excited

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古诗翻译成英语的句子 有点搞笑的句子

古诗里面的寓意深远，意境唯美，但是翻译成英文后意思却变了，变得很普通还带着一点搞笑。【古诗翻译成英语的句子 有点搞笑的句子】

1、苏轼《水调歌头》但愿人长久，千里共婵娟

So let us wish that man will live long as he can!Though miles apart,well share the beauty she dis*s.

2、李清照的《声声慢》寻寻觅觅，冷冷清清，凄凄惨惨戚戚

So dim, so dark,So dense, so dull.So damp, so dank, so dead!

3、元稹的《离思》曾经沧海难为水，除却巫山不是云.取次花丛懒回顾，半缘修道半缘君。

No water is comparable to the green sea;No cloud to the clouds of Mt Wu.No woman is worthy of my backward glance:Partly due to ascetic practice, partly you.

4、李商隐的《无题》相见时难别亦难，东风无力百花残

Hard it was to meet you hard as well to say goodbye.The east wind's powerless, all flowers die.

5、马致远《天净沙 秋思》枯藤老树昏鸦，小桥流水人家。古道西风瘦马，夕阳西下，断肠人在天涯。

Over old trees wreathed with rotten vines fly evening crows;Under a small bridge near a cottage a stream flows;One ancient road in the west wind a lean horse goes.Westward declines the sun，Far, far from home is the heartbroken one.

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酷英语句子

1、就你这个样貌，这个年龄，已经跌破发行价了。

As for your appearance and age, you have already fallen below the issue price.

2、活得长并不见得活得好，活得好就是活得足够长。

To live long is not to live well; to live well is to live long enough.

3、你有跟我装比的权利，我就有整死你的实力。

If you have the right to compare with me, I will have the strength to kill you.

4、你就像根苦瓜，穿得这么清凉，长得这么败火。

You're like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and so angry.

5、总有人说你变了，但却没人问你经历过什么。

There are always people who say you've changed, but no one asks what you've been through.

6、虽说早睡早起身体好，可是晚睡晚起心情好啊！

Although it is good to go to bed early and get up early, it is good to go to bed late and get up late!

7、跟自己说声，对不起，这些年一直没学会爱自己。

Say to yourself, I'm sorry, I haven't learned to love myself all these years.

8、路上见一车，车后贴着六个字：着急你飞过去。

On the way to see a car, the car behind the six words: anxious you fly over.

9、不要让我看到你我会吐的，好吧，我还是闭上眼。

Don't let me see you. I'll throw up. OK, I'll close my eyes.

10、梦想还是要有的，不然哪天喝多了你跟人聊啥。

Dreams still have to have, otherwise one day you drink too much what to talk to people.

11、你的世界，我进不去。我的未来，你也不必参与。

I can't get into your world. You don't have to be involved in my future.

12、心痛第一次是撕心裂肺，第二次是顺其自然。

The first time heartache is to tear the heart and crack the lung, the second time is to let it go.

13、不要再问我钱花到哪去了，我要知道还会花吗？

Don't ask me where my money is going, I want to know if it will be spent again?

14、交手机费时，才知道，原来我的话那么值钱。

When I paid for my mobile phone, I realized that my words were so valuable.

15、自己选择了做小人，就别怪官人践踏你的尊严。

If you choose to be a villain, don't blame the officials for trampling on your dignity.

16、作为帅哥的最高境界不是泡妞，而是让妞来泡你。

As a handsome man, the highest level is not to pick up girls, but to let girls bubble you.

17、不熟的时侯是小鸟依人，熟悉之后是大鹏展翅！

When not familiar is the bird, familiar with the ROC wings!

18、没有公主命要有女王心，没有谁会一直视你为宝。

No princess has to have a queen's heart, no one will always regard you as a treasure.

19、既然你们都是大白，那我们就要大白于天下了。

Since you are all great white, then we will be in the world.

20、别以为你被世界抛弃了，世界根本就没空搭理你。

Don't think you are abandoned by the world, the world has no time to pay attention to you.

21、一不小心、我看清了你的为人、真不好意思。

A careless, I see your conduct, really sorry.

22、外面的世界太多细菌，我怕一出去就会被传染。

There are too many bacteria in the outside world. I'm afraid I will be infected once I go out.

23、有些人不属于我的世界，那便滚得越远越好。

Some people do not belong to my world, then roll away as far as possible.

24、女人擅长的只是化妝，而男人擅长的卻是伪装。

Women are good at make-up, while men are good at camouflage.

25、能知难而退是我的本事，用得着你在这指手画脚。

It's my ability to pull back from difficulties. I need you to tell me what to do here.

26、以外的我联系不到你，是不是进去就没出来过。

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搞笑天气预报台词英语

*:电视机前的各位领导同事,大哥大姐,大姨大妈,还有可爱的小朋友 们,大家晚上好,欢迎你准时收看由“创百年老店,树行业先锋”的红太 阳电视台为你送出上蔡地区天气预报特别节目。

我是人见人爱, 花见花开, 车见车载的宇宙超级无敌主持人王小丫,很高兴为大家带来未来两天内我 超市的天气预报。

下面请看详细报道!未来两天内我超市大部分地区由于受西伯利亚冷气流的影响,气温持续降 低,天气会变冷,希望大家一定要注意身体,否则很容易引起感冒白 :感冒发烧 , 持续低烧 , 高烧不退 , 快用红太阳牌感冒药 , 红太阳牌感冒药 , 好吃你就多吃点 ! 红太阳超市专售,哦 -耶!* :北部福星店将迎来 2010年第二场雪, (*唱:2010年的第二场雪,比 以往时候来的更晚一些„„, )可还是记得要御寒保暖哦。

白 :御寒保暖 , 我们选择红太阳牌羽绒服 , 红太阳牌羽绒服 , 来自中国上蔡红 太阳超市——专售* :受冷暖气流交汇影响, 南部地区的益民店明后两天内, 天气将呈现晴天, ——停顿——晴天转阴天,——停顿——阴转小雨,——停顿——小雨转 中雨,——停顿——中雨转暴雨,暴雨转英语,——停顿——转日语、韩 语、*语以及火星语!提醒前往此地的各位顾客们,务必要带好雨伞 白 :(打开伞)红太阳牌雨伞,是雨伞又不仅仅是雨伞,给您带来更多的温 暖* :中心店未来两天气以晴冷为主,风力较大,气候较为干燥,给大家的皮

大家好

我们又见面了，我是小主持人黄敏，欢迎收看天气预报

郴州市明天气温是5～15度，多云转小雨，天气寒冷，要注意多穿些衣服，小心着凉。

我们下期再见

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Weather Forecast :Let's take a look at the weather in Wuxi of Jiangsu Province for the next 24 hours. Nanjing would be cloudy at the time with the temperature from 5 to 18. A strong wind would reach Wuxi, which could cause much rain, The temperature would be 6 to 17. In the morning, the temperature is very low so you should add the appropriate clothing if going out .The weather more and more cold ,and attention to keep warm.

自己做

Generally speaking, difficult things and right things are alway same things. None of the significative things is easy to achieve, and easy things will not be treasured up by *s in their lives. 噢噢噢 抱歉抱歉 以下是原台词Do you know that the harder thing to do and the right thing to do... are usually the same thing? Nothing that has meaning is easy.Easy doesn't enter into grown-up life.

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搞笑语句 让人一看就笑的句子

如果你不想开心,没有人能让你开心。 所以要自己保持乐观开朗,好奇的心态。这样看见生活中什么新奇的东西都会被逗笑。下面是小编为大家整理的搞笑语句 让人一看就笑的句子，希望大家喜欢

1、你肺活量是多少啊，能把牛逼吹得这么大。

2、你知道城市套路深却不知道农村路更滑，人心更复杂。

3、谢谢那些曾经击倒我的人，躺着真的很舒服。

4、小时候画了一张一百块钱去买小汽车，老板说我的钱是假的，废话，当然是假的了，你的小汽车也不是真的啊。

5、自从见到你妹，你这兄弟我交定了。

6、和我喜欢的人聊天就像对上帝说话，你说是说，他们从不回应。

7、明人不说暗话，我喜欢你。

8、自从初一那次捡起掉在地下的笔后，数学我就再也没听懂过。

9、车到山前必有路，有路我也刹不住。

10、空有一颗学*的心，偏偏生了一条挂科的命。

11、在感情的道路上你总是走走停停，你是不是腿脚不利索啊。

12、她们*惯在你背后指桑骂槐，那是因为她们没有与你当面对峙的资本。你是赢家，别怕。

13、收银员说：没零钱了，找你两个塑料袋吧。

14、我深信，会有一个男人是为受我的折磨而来到这世上的。

15、自恋不是罪，迷恋哥的请后面排队。

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搞笑句子经典语句

　　1、不怕虎一样的敌人，就怕猪一样的队友。

　　2、走自己的路，让别人打车去吧。

　　3、老鼠扛刀，满街找猫。

　　4、只要功夫深，拉屎也认真。

　　5、夏天就是不好，穷的时候我连西北风都没得喝……

　　6、中国人谁跑的最快？是曹操（非刘翔）。因为说曹操曹操到。

　　7、思想有多远，你就给我滚多远。

　　8、只有在火车站大排长龙时，才能真正意识到自己是“龙的传人”。

　　9、有情人终成家属。

　　10、春天来了，一群大雁正向北飞，一会儿排成B字型，一会儿排成T字型。

　　11、在哪里跌倒吗，就在哪里躺下。

　　12、出问题先从自己身上找原因，别一便秘就怪地球没引力。

　　13、驴是的念来过倒。

　　14、吃自助最高境界：扶墙进，扶墙出。

　　15、虽然我长的不是很帅，但小时候也有人夸我左边鼻孔很偶像派。

　　16、没有钱，没有权，再不对你好点，你能跟我？

　　17、拿份报纸上厕所，俺是读书人。

　　18、女人一定要对自己好一点。一旦累死了，就会有别的女人花你的钱，住你的房，睡你的老公，打你的娃！

　　19、你的丑和你的脸没有关系……

　　20、爷爷都是从孙子走过来的……

　　21、老天，你让夏天和冬天同居了吗？！生出这种鬼天气！

　　22、鸟大了什么林子都有！

　　23、不怕虎一样的敌人，就怕猪一样的队友。

　　24、我拼命奔跑，却甩不开紧紧跟随的伤悲……

　　25、人类是狗最好的伙伴。

　　26、找不到我喜欢的伞，我宁愿淋湿。

　　27、你飞翔的越高，在不能飞的人的.眼中就显得越渺小。

　　28、第一最好不相见，如此便可不相恋，第二最好不相知，如此便可不相思。

　　29、不做无聊之事，难度有生之涯。

　　30、扛一面顶风的大旗，上写两个大字：好人！！

　　31、有些事情本身我们无法控制，只好控制自己。

　　32、宁愿骄傲的孤单，也不委屈的喜欢。

　　33、猫步走向社会！

　　34、兄弟从前的情感生活，那也是颇为凌乱的。

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