搞笑的英语句子

关于搞笑的中式英语句子

关于搞笑的中式英语句子

　　在生活、工作和学*中，大家肯定对各类句子都很熟悉吧，句子的组成部分，包括主语、谓语、宾语、定语、状语、补语六种。句子的类型多样，你所见过的句子是什么样的呢？以下是小编收集整理的搞笑的中式英语句子，希望能够帮助到大家。

　　01．we two who and who？

　　咱俩谁跟谁阿

　　02．how are you ? how old are you?

　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？

　　03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you

　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

　　04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers! together up!

　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

　　05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!

　　有事起奏，无事退朝

　　06．you me you me

　　彼此彼此

　　07．You Give Me Stop!

　　你给我站住！

　　08．know is know noknow is noknow

　　知之为知之，不知为不知……

　　09．WATCH SISTER

　　表妹

　　10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!

　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的.儿子会打洞！

　　11．American Chinese not enough

　　美中不足

　　12．one car come one car go,two car pengpeng,people die

　　车祸现场描述

　　13．heart flower angry open

　　心花怒放

　　14．go past no mistake past

　　走过路过，不要错过

　　15．小明：I am sorry!

　　老外：I am sorry too!

　　小明：I am sorry three!

　　老外：What are you sorry for?

　　小明：I am sorry five!

　　16．If you want money,I have no;

　　if you want life,I have one!

　　要钱没有，要命一条

　　17．I call Li old big.toyear 25.

　　我叫李老大，今年25。

　　18．you have two down son。

　　你有两下子

　　19．as far as you go to die

　　有多远，死多远！

　　20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face,I turn my face

　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

　　21.no three no four

　　不三不四

　　22.seven up eight down

　　七上八下

　　1.Know is know,no know is no know,it's know.知之为知之，不知为不知，是知也。

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搞笑英语句子

搞笑英语句子

　　在现实生活或工作学*中，许多人对一些广为流传的句子都不陌生吧，句子是由词或词组构成的语言基本运用单位。句子的类型有很多，你都知道吗？下面是小编为大家整理的搞笑英语句子，欢迎阅读，希望大家能够喜欢。

　　01. 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……

　　The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be insisted on,give up something that shouldn’t be given up

　　02. 大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。

　　Tang Monk/Tang Priest,don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The Pilgrimage to the West)

　　03. 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。

　　Having knowledge likes having pregnant,it takes times to be awareness.

　　04. 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。

　　If you acts on impulse,you have passions in life,if you always acts on impulse,you don’t know what life is.

　　05. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说：“我解决了住房问题!”

　　I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20 years,what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said:I have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.

　　06. 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。

　　Mom said you’d better not miss two things ,the last bus to home and the person who loves you dee*.

　　07. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧。

　　One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled:buy funds if you get it.

　　08. 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……

　　A good love is you find the world for a man;a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.

　　09. 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?

　　Before Liang Zhuge coming out,he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?

　　10. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……

　　If you saw the dark in front of you,dont be afriad,that's because sunshine is at your back.

　　1.Money is not everything.There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

　　2.One should love animals.They are so tasty.

　　3.Love the neighbor.But don‘t get caught.

　　4.Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.

　　5.Every man should marry.After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　6.The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　7.Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives.

　　8.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　9.Love is photogenic.It needs darkness to develop.

　　10.Children in backseats cause accidents.Accidents in backseats cause children.

　　11."Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

　　12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

　　13."Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "

　　14."Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

　　15.God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.

　　16.When two‘s company,three‘s the result!

　　17.A dress is like a barbed fence.It protects the premises without restricting the view.

　　18.Themore you learn,the more you know,The more you know,the more youforget.The more you forget,the less you know.So why bother to learn.

　　1、 When did you watch television？

　　2、 Robert bought a new bookcase last month.

　　3、 Did you watch the match last night？

　　4、 He arrived the week before last.

　　5、 The train was nine minutes late.

　　6、 Did you wash your hands before the meal？

　　7、 I arrived here one hour ago.

　　8、 You missed the last train.

　　1. Sometimes love is not enough when the road gets tough.

　　有时候，当生活的路越来越艰难时，只有爱就不够了。

　　2. The best kind of feelings in life are the ones you can't explain.

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搞笑英语格言

搞笑英语格言（精选105句）

　　格言，是指可以作为人们行为规范的言简意赅的语句，是人们机智的精华，众人汇成的睿智，是指导人生走向成功之路的法宝，时刻激励人生取得进步。下面是小编收集整理的搞笑英语格言，希望大家喜欢

　　1、The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, themoreyou forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why botherto learn?

　　学的越多，知道的越多；知道的越多，忘记的越多；忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？

　　2、One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

　　3、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

　　上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。

　　4、love alone could waken love!

　　只有爱才能唤醒爱!

　　5、If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

　　如果我可以重排字母表，我会把你和我放在一起。

　　7、Man: Have we met somewhere before?

　　我们之前在哪个地方见过吧？

　　8、Love is photogenic. It needs darkneto develop.

　　爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

　　9、″Hard work never killed anybody."?But why take the risk?

　　“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

　　10、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behindeveryunsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

　　1、humor, can saying is give people a subtle sense of dispensing the spice of life. For some light humor, can make the atmosphere of the time to change, make the stalled suddenly solve unsolved. - Masayoshi Ohira

　　幽默：可以说是能给人以微妙感的调剂生活的佐料。由于某种轻巧的幽默，就可以使当时的气氛为之改观，使陷于僵局的悬案豁然解决。——日·大*正芳

　　2、the sense of humour is a sense. Li, Ji Bolun

　　幽默感就是分寸感。——黎·纪泊伦

　　3、the humor and wit is the flash of wisdom. -- Indira Shakespeare

　　幽默和风趣是智慧的闪现。——英·莎士比亚

　　4、the humor comes from wisdom, verbal abuse from incompetence. - pine forest

　　幽默来自智慧，恶语来自无能。——松林

　　5、humor is that workers have confidence in their own career and show the advantage of the signs of their own. -- Engels

　　幽默是表明工人对自己事业具有信心并且表明自己占着优势的标志。——*

　　6、humor is not willing to institutional absurdity. - Usher

　　幽默是不肯正经其事的荒谬感。——厄谢尔

　　7、humor is so gorgeous costumes, is how loyal guard! It is always better than the poet and writer's wisdom; it is itself a talent, it can eliminate ignorance. -- Scott

　　幽默是多么艳丽的服饰，又是何等忠诚的卫士!它永远胜过诗人和作家的智慧;它本身就是才华，它能杜绝愚昧。——司各特

　　8、 humor is the wisdom, moral education and the excellent performance of. -- de Engels

　　幽默是具有智慧、教育和道德上优越的表现。——德·*

　　9、humor is the nature of man, it might change one of the atmosphere, but can not change the life of pain. -- Guo Chen

　　幽默是人的本性，它或许可以改变一时的气氛，却改变不了一生的痛苦。——郭辰

　　10、humor is the life waves buoy. -- spreading

　　幽默是生活波涛中的救生圈。——拉布

　　11、humor is all the light of wisdom, shining in the middle of the ancient and modern philosophers spirituality. Where the quality of humor, are smart perspicacious. They will solve all the difficult problems with the humorous wrist, and every kind of things arranged to take it leisurely and unoppressively, be just perfect. -- Qian Renkang

　　幽默是一切智慧的光芒，照耀在古今哲人的灵性中间。凡有幽默的素养者，都是聪敏颖悟的。他们会用幽默手腕解决一切困难问题，而把每一种事态安排得从容不迫，恰到好处。——钱仁康

　　12、humor is a beautiful, healthy quality. May you make up your own humor. Lenin -- the former Soviet Union

　　幽默是一种优美的、健康的品质。愿你让自己幽默起来。——前苏联·列宁

　　13、humor and serious mutual inspection stone, because is not willing to accept the good jokes, which have doubts, but could not resist to joke must also be wisdom. -- Gaulke Asia

　　幽默与严肃互为验石，因为不愿接受善意的玩笑，其中必有疑处，而经不住审度的玩笑也一定是智慧。——高尔克亚

　　14、there are many real word of in joke. -- Swift

　　有许多真实的话都是在笑话中讲出来的。——斯威夫特

　　15、The joke to deal with the enemy, is a natural good tactics, but the contact point, must be the opponent's fatal injury, otherwise, the end is nothing but a joke just kidding. -- Lu Xun

　　用玩笑来应付敌人，自然也是一种好战法，但触着之处，须是对手的致命伤，否则，玩笑终不过是一种单单的玩笑而已。——鲁迅

　　16、a truly humorous people don't have understanding, readily only laugh, smile for cold, dreary life breath. -- Qian Zhongshu

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雷人搞笑英语笑话

雷人搞笑英语笑话（通用12篇）

　　笑话是指一句短语或一个小故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑，下面是小编收集整理的雷人搞笑英语笑话（通用12篇），希望大家喜欢。

　　At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask Why do we have to learn this stuff?

　　To save lives. The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. So how does physics save lives? he persisted. It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school, replied the professor.

　　在圣路易斯的一所医学院预科大学，学生必须修一门很难的物理课。一天，教授正在探讨一个特别复杂的概念，一个学生粗鲁地打断他的话，问道：为什么我们一定要学这种东西?

　　为了救人。教授很快回答，继续讲课。几分钟后，那个学生再次大声坚持：那么物理怎么救人呢?教授回答：它通常可以把你这种笨蛋赶出医学院。

　　Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting.

　　One day he and his friends were practicing their shooting, and all of them were doing quite well except Peter. After he had shot at the target nine times and had not hit it once, the officer who was trying to teach the young soldiers to shoot said, You're quite hopeless, Peter! Don't waste your last bullet too! Go behind that wall and shoot yourself with it!

　　Peter felt ashamed. He went behind the wall, and a few seconds later the officer and the other young soldiers heard the sound of a shot.

　　Heavens! The officer said. Has that silly man really shot himself?

　　He ran behind the wall anxiously, but Peter was all right. I'm sorry, sir, he said, but I missed again.

　　彼得十八岁那年参了军，他需要参加几个月的学*以成为一名好士兵。彼得在其他方面都做得很好，但是射击不行。

　　一天他和伙伴们练*射击，除了彼得其他人都没有问题。他射了九次，一次也没有命中目标。这时，教新兵射击的教官说：彼得，你看来是没希望了，不要连最后一发子弹都浪费掉!去那堵墙后面用它向自己打一枪吧。

　　彼得感到非常惭愧。他走到那堵墙后面。几分钟后，教官和新兵们听到一声枪响。

　　上帝!教官叫起来，难道那个笨蛋真的朝自己开枪了?

　　他急忙跑到那堵墙后面，发现彼得安然无恙。对不起，长官，他说，我还是没有命中。

　　A patient said to his doctor, "Doc, please give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me in a, very, very highly stimulated spirit, a fighting, excited spirit."

　　So the doctor said, "Don't worry, take this, and after you see the bill, you will have all these feelings."

　　病人跟医生说：“医生，请给我一些可以振奋、刺激、充满斗志的药。”

　　医生说：“别担心，这个拿去，看到这张帐单以后，你要的这些就都会有了。”

　　Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee.

　　三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。

　　Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.

　　它们刚到咖啡店的门口，就下起雨来。

　　The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."

　　于是最大的`那只乌龟对最小的乌龟说，“你回家去取伞吧。”

　　The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."

　　最小的乌龟说，“如果你们不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”

　　"We won't," the other two promised.

　　“我们不喝，”另外两只乌龟答应说。

　　Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."

　　两年后，大乌龟对中乌龟说，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回来了，我们可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”

　　Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."

　　正在这时，一个声音从门外传来，“你们要是喝了，我就不去。”

　　The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"

　　"Well, gosh," was the re*, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

　　一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。”

　　“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢?”

　　“天哪!” 吝啬鬼回答，“你总不会空着手来吧?”

　　"So you want another day off,”snorted the teacher to his student，Tom.“I am anxious to hear what excuse you have this time. You have been off for your grandfather's funeral four times already.”

　　“这么说，你又要请一天假，”老师怒气冲冲地对他的学生汤姆说，“我倒想知道你这次找什么借口。你已经请了四次假说去参加你爷爷的葬礼。”

　　Tom replied，"Today my grandma is getting married again.”

　　汤姆回答说:“今天是我奶奶再次举行婚礼。”

　　Midway Tactics

　　Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

　　The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"

　　The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"

　　The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that sim* stated, "ENTRANCE".

　　中间战术

　　三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。

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*式英语搞笑短语

*式英语搞笑短语

　　笑话具有篇幅短小，故事情节简单而巧妙，往往出人意料，给人突然之间笑神来了的奇妙感觉的特点。大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象，具有讽刺性和娱乐性。为帮助大家在轻松愉快的氛围中掌握英语基础知识，以下是小编精心整理的*式英语搞笑短语，欢迎阅读，希望大家能够喜欢。

　　.都十点钟了。起床了，懒虫!

　　[误] It's ten o'clock. Get up, lazy worm!

　　[正] It's ten o'clock. Get up, lazy bones!

　　注：“懒虫”并非真是一条虫，只不过被用来形容人很懒惰罢了。英语里与之对应的说法是 lazy bones(懒骨头)。注意，这里的 bone 应以复数形式出现，也许是因为不会只有一根骨头懒吧!

　　.我唯一的资本就是勤奋。

　　[误] My only capital is diligence。

　　[正] My only means to success is diligence。

　　注：原文的“资本”是借喻，实际指“可以依靠并取得成功的手段”。而英语的 capital 指 money used to produce more wealth or for starting a business，并没有中文那样的`引申意思。所以，这里的“资本”不能与 capital 画等号。也有人用 advantage 来翻译“资本”，虽然不尽意，但至少可以让读者理解。

　　.这家商店开辟了休息处，受到顾客的称赞。

　　[误] This department store has set up a resting-place, much to the customers' appreciation。

　　[正] This department store has set up a lounge, much to the customers' appreciation。

　　注：英语的 resting-place 虽然有“休息处”的意思，但更经常的是用来指“坟墓”，即“最后安息之处”。因此，把公共场所的“休息处”译为 resting-place 不很合适。也有人将它译为 rest-room，但那更不妥当，因为英语中的 rest-room 是“厕所”的委婉说法，而“休息处”不是这个意思。

　　.大家都怀疑汤姆是个间谍。

　　[误] Everyone doubts that Tom is a spy。

　　[正] Everyone suspects that Tom is a spy。

　　注：doubt 作“怀疑”讲，是“不相信”的意思;而 suspect 作“怀疑”讲，是指“对.。.有所察觉”。第一句译文犯了两个错误：首先，doubt 不能接 that 从句，只有not doubt that 和 doubt if/whether;其次，它所表达的意思是“大家对汤姆是间谍这件事表示怀疑”，即“大家不相信汤姆是间谍”，与原文的意思恰好相反。

　　. 我们俩关系最好，他经常来我这儿蹲饭吃。

　　[误] We are best friends. He always comes here to have meals for free。

　　[正] We are best friends. He always comes here to bum meals off me。

　　注：第一句只表明“他常到我这儿来白吃白喝”，但朋友这间那种亲密关系没有体现出来。而 bum sth. off sb. 指向非常熟的朋友要一些不起眼的小东西，而朋友也不会介意还不还

　　1 ：我的优点是：我很帅；但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。 My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious。

　　2 ：谈钱不伤感情，谈感情最他妈伤钱。 It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it indeed * cost rf online disena money when it comes to feelings。

　　3 ：我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。 I curse your buying instant noodles without getting flavoring cheap RF Online dalant bags。

　　4 ：会计说：“你晚点来领工资吧，我这没零钱。” The accountant said : “Could you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change here?”

　　5 ：虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股味儿。 Although you wear some RF online cp cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of you。

　　6 ：有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。 When I went shopping one day, a group of girls stopped me, saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then RF Online dalant they hit me and said I am hypocritical。

　　7 ：冲杯三鹿给党喝。 Pour boiling water into a cup of Sanlu milk powder, and give it to buy RF Online dalant the political party。

　　8 ：史上最神秘的部门：有关部门。 The most mysterious department in the history is the department concerned。

　　9 ：我这辈子只有两件事不会：这也不会，那也不会。 There are two cheap RF online cp things that I could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do that。

　　10：人家有的是背景，而我有的是背影。 The others have their background, while what I have is the sight of my rf online cp back。

　　11：别把虾米不当海鲜。 Never treat a dried shrimp not as seafood。

　　12：我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。 I am an angel, and the rf online dalant reason why I can not go back to heaven is the problem of my weight。

　　13：骗子太多，傻子明显不够用了。 Since there are so many rf online disena deceivers, it is very obvious that idiots are not enough。

　　14：你的手机比话费还便宜。 Your phone is much cheaper than the phone words fee。

　　15：不怕偷儿带工具，就怕偷儿懂科技！ We never be afraid t

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古诗翻译成英语的句子 有点搞笑的句子

古诗里面的寓意深远，意境唯美，但是翻译成英文后意思却变了，变得很普通还带着一点搞笑。【古诗翻译成英语的句子 有点搞笑的句子】

1、苏轼《水调歌头》但愿人长久，千里共婵娟

So let us wish that man will live long as he can!Though miles apart,well share the beauty she dis*s.

2、李清照的《声声慢》寻寻觅觅，冷冷清清，凄凄惨惨戚戚

So dim, so dark,So dense, so dull.So damp, so dank, so dead!

3、元稹的《离思》曾经沧海难为水，除却巫山不是云.取次花丛懒回顾，半缘修道半缘君。

No water is comparable to the green sea;No cloud to the clouds of Mt Wu.No woman is worthy of my backward glance:Partly due to ascetic practice, partly you.

4、李商隐的《无题》相见时难别亦难，东风无力百花残

Hard it was to meet you hard as well to say goodbye.The east wind's powerless, all flowers die.

5、马致远《天净沙 秋思》枯藤老树昏鸦，小桥流水人家。古道西风瘦马，夕阳西下，断肠人在天涯。

Over old trees wreathed with rotten vines fly evening crows;Under a small bridge near a cottage a stream flows;One ancient road in the west wind a lean horse goes.Westward declines the sun，Far, far from home is the heartbroken one.

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唯美英语句子_唯美英语句子

励志的句子、正能量的句子、人生感悟的句子、唯美的句子、祝福语通通都是简短而优美，发人深省。多读读这些充满智慧，充满人生哲理的短句，会让您对人生有更多感司。好句摘抄网向您推荐唯美英语句子。

1.Do not blame your food because you have no appetite.不要因为你自己没有胃口而去责备你的食物。

2.Do not seat your love upon a precipice because it is high.不要因为峭壁是高的，便让你的爱情坐在峭壁上。

3.Dont cry because it is over, smile because it happened.不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。

4.Dont try to hard, the best things come an, who isnt willing to waste their time on you.不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。

6.God finds himself by creating.神从创造中找到他自己。

7.He has made his weapons his gods.他把他的刀剑当作他的上帝。

8.His own mornings are new surprises to God.神自己的清晨，在他自己看来也是新奇的。

9.Life finds its wealth by the claims of the world, and its worth by the claims of love.生命从世界得到资产，爱情使它得到价值。

10.Man is a born child, his power is the power of growth.人是一个初生的孩子，他的力量，就是生长的力量。

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1.among the clouds in the eone is to be sitting right beside them knoe one petition not stop to the beginnin.爱就像一场拔河比赛 一开始就不能停下来。

8. There is no hiding from lovers eyes.什么也瞒不过恋人的眼睛。

9.There is no remedy for love but to love more.治疗爱的创伤唯有加倍地去爱。

10. In the very smallest cot there is room enough for a loving pair.哪怕是最小的茅舍，对一对恋人来说都有足够的空间。

11.the ised between the fingers爱情在指缝间承诺 指缝.在爱情下交缠

15. One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life.That word is love.有一个词可以让我们摆脱生活中所有的负担和痛苦，那就是爱情。

1、I e other*r, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. An idle mind is the devils workshop. And the devils name is Alzheimers.

Love is a grain of sand, there is no room for excess!

2、月光依旧是清幽，只是多了一抹黯淡。

The moonlight is still quiet, only a dim.

3、人若放得开。看起来会不会比较幸福？

If a man is to be open. Seems to be more happy?

4、幸福不过就是，每天每天的相儒以沫。

Happiness is nothing more than, every day been.

5、完美的幸福，始终需要两个人来争取。

perfect happiness, alan can not be a day the beginning.

33、*惯了不该*惯的*惯，执着着不该执着的执着。

Accustomed to the habit of not the habit, the persistent persistent.

34、我们恰恰是因为在乎太多，所以总是有无法释怀。

precisely because eone to stand eone breaks your heart, there is alan is too greedy, but a man can not afford to eone as much as I love you, you ething, I have to love the people away.

80、爱情就像两个拉着橡皮筋的人，受伤的总是不愿意放手的那个。

Love is like two people holding a rubber band, the injured is always reluctant to let go of that.

The person each other and they taste everything together.

夫妻俩过日子要像一双筷子：一是谁也离不开谁；二是什么酸甜苦辣都能在一起尝

5、I've already given my heart to you.please don't give it back to me.

我把心都交给你了，你就别再还给我。

6、And tonight, I'll fall asleep e people eone truly loves you, distance is not a problem. It's just the poised bet my ises are often like the butterfly, my eone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。

12.Fading is true while flowering is past. 凋谢是真实的，盛开只是一种过去。

13.ernity is not a distance but a decision.永远不是一种距离，而是一种决定。

17.Within you I lose myself, without you I finding myself wanting to be lost again. 有了你，我迷失了自我；失去你，我多么希望自己再度迷失。

18.Look into my eyes, you will see what you mean to me.看着我的眼睛，你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。

19.If I know love is, it is because of you.

20.It is never too late to fall in love.爱永远不会嫌晚。

21.I' ll think of you every step of the way.我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。

22.Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you.无论你身在何处，无论你为何忙碌，我都会在这守候。

23.If you were a cactus,I'd endure all the pain just to hug you.就算你是一个仙人掌，我也愿意忍受所有的疼痛来拥抱你。

24.Every day without you is like a book without pages.没有你的日子就像一本没有书页的书。

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1、The deep feeling and my lover can memorate the first memories moved.让回忆纪念最初的感动

16、I only hope you are my eternal lover 我只希望你是我永恒的爱人

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英语句子

英语句子

　　无论在学*、工作或是生活中，说到句子，大家肯定都不陌生吧，句子能表达一个完整的意思，如告诉别人一件事情，提出一个问题，表示要求或者制止，表示某种感慨，表示对一段话的延续或省略。那么都有哪些类型的句子呢？下面是小编为大家整理的英语句子，仅供参考，希望能够帮助到大家。

　　1、There will be no regret and sorrow if you fight with all your strength.只要全力地拼搏，就不会有遗憾，没有后悔。

　　2、Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.今天，给一个陌生人送上你的微笑吧。很可能，这是他一天中见到的唯一的阳光。

　　3、Victory belongs to the most persevering.坚持必将成功。

　　4、The world is his who enjoys it.活着感到快乐，世界就属于你。

　　5、"Never give up on something you really want. Its difficult to wait, but worse to regret.决不放弃自己真正想要的东西。等待很难受，但后悔更煎熬。"

　　6、Dare and the world always yields. If it beats you sometimes, dare it again and again and it will succumb.你勇敢，世界就会让步。如果有时它战胜你，你要不断地勇敢再勇敢，它就会屈服。

　　7、Cease to struggle and you cease to live.生命不止，奋斗不息。

　　8、My heart is with you.我的爱与你同在。

　　9、Suffering is the most powerful teacher of life。苦难是人生最伟大的老师。

　　10、The first step is as good as half over.第一步是最关键的一步。

　　11、Love is the greatest refreshment in life.爱情是生活最好的提神剂。

　　12、Sow nothing， reap nothing。春不播，秋不收。

　　13、Thinking of you still makes my heart beat fastest! 想到你依然叫我心跳骤然加快！

　　14、want it more that anything.必须之物最重要。

　　15、Best wishes for the holidays and happiness throughout the New Year. 恭贺新禧，万事如意。

　　16、 Quitters never win and winners never quit.退缩者永无胜利，胜利者永不退缩。

　　17、Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one.在爱人眼里，一千里的旅程不过一里。

　　18、Sometimes the perfect person for you is the one you least expect.有时候，最适合你的人, 恰恰是你最没有想到的人。

　　19、If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.假如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花，那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉。

　　20、Touch the air once again miss you breath.用手触摸空气，再一次怀念你的气息。

　　21、 I have been thinking Im not good enough.Im not perfect,but Im complete.一直以来，我都觉得自己不够好。我不完美，但我是完整的自己。

　　22、Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases.爱情就像月亮，不增则减。

　　23、"Everyone has a sad, want to hide but he who denies all confesses all.每个人都有一段悲伤，想隐藏却欲盖弥彰。"

　　24、A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. (J. Barrymore)只要一个人还有追求，他就没有老。直到后悔取代了梦想，一个人才算老。(巴里摩尔)

　　25、Disappear a memory. And leaving is unforgettable memories.消失的是记忆。而留下的才是刻骨铭心的回忆。

　　26、Sharp tools make good work.工欲善其事，必先利其器。

　　27、Better an empty purse than an empty head.宁可钱袋瘪，不要脑袋空。

　　28、One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life.That word is love.有一个词可以让我们摆脱生活中所有的负担和痛苦，那就是“爱情”。

　　29、 I wish I knew how to make this feeling stop.我真希望自己知道怎么样让这种感觉停止。

　　30、 Affairs that are done by due degrees are soon ended.按部就班，事情很快就做完。

　　31、You have to believe in yourself. That‘s the secret of success. -- Charles Chaplin人必须有自信，这是成功的秘密。 -- 卓别林

　　32、He knows most who speaks least. 大智若愚。

　　33、All things come to those who wait.苍天不负有心人

　　34、Let sleeping dogs lie. 别惹麻烦。

　　35、Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful Christmas season. 愿你拥有美丽的圣诞所有的祝福。

　　36、Hang on to your dreams.追逐梦想。

　　37、 Time tries truth.时间检验真理。

　　38、What makes life dreary is the want of motive.没有了目的，生活便郁闷无光。

　　39、Merry Christmas to the worlds best parents! 祝世界上最好的父母圣诞快乐！

　　40、 If you want knowledge, you must toil for it.若要求知识，须从勤苦得。

　　41、I can because i think i can.我行，因为我相信我行！

　　42、Great minds have purpose, others have wishes.杰出的人有着目标，其他人只有愿望。

　　43、 无论你犯了多少错，或者你进步得有多慢，你都走在了那些不曾尝试的人的前面。 No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isnt trying.

　　44、 Only love influence, and can realize born inspirati只有爱情的熏陶，才能体会到与生俱来的灵感。

　　45、I am a slow walker，but I never walk backwards.我走得很慢，但是我从来不会后退。

　　46、I will greet this day with love in my heart.我要用全身心的爱来迎接今天。

　　47、"Its great to be great,but its greater to be human.成为伟人固然伟大，但成为真正的人更加伟大。"

　　48、Keep on going never give up.勇往直前， 决不放弃！

　　49、"It’s time to figure out who I’m supposed to be, to find my place in the world.是时候去搞清楚自己的角色，去找到自己在这个世界的位置了。"

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搞笑的英文句子

　　WhatIwant，isshameless.Whattoeat，isnotlose.搞笑的英文句子还有哪些呢？下面由美文网小编带来的搞笑的英文句子，欢迎阅读！

　　搞笑的英文句子精选

　　01.人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……

　　Themostregretionofliveisinsistonsomethingthatshouldn’tbeinsistedon，giveupsomethingthatshouldn’tbegivenup

　　02.大师兄，你知道吗？二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。

　　TangMonk/TangPriest，don’tyouknowpiggyismorevaluablethanyou？(ThePilgrimagetotheWest)

　　03.怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。

　　H*ingknowledgelikesh*ingpregnant，ittakestimestobeawareness.

　　04.还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。

　　Ifyouactsonimpulse，youh*epassionsinlife，ifyoualwaysactsonimpulse，youdon’tknowwhatlifeis.

　　05.我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥？”他说：“我解决了住房问题！”

　　IaskedaquestiontoafriendwhohasbeenworkinginShenzhenfor20years，whatwouldbetheproudestthingsinyourlifeifyoudied？Hesaid:Ih*ealreadypaybackthemortgageloanofmydepartment.

　　06.妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。

　　Momsaidyou’dbetternotmisstwothings，thelastbustohomeandthepersonwholovesyoudee*.

　　07.一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~

　　OnedayIsawaoldwomanwasburningpapermoneyandmumbled:buyfundsifyougetit.

　　08.好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……

　　Agoodloveisyoufindtheworldforaman;abadloveisyouabandontheworldforaman.

　　09.诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵！凭啥我就要工作经验？

　　BeforeLiangZhugecomingout，hedidnth*eexperienceinleadingthearmy！whyishouldh*eexperiencewhenlookforajob？

　　10.如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……

　　Ifyousawthedarkinfrontofyou，dontbeafriad，that'sbecausesunshineisatyourback.

　　开心学英语，开心生活！H*eaniceday！

　　搞笑的英文九库说说

　　1、Thewisenevermarry，Andwhentheymarrytheybecomeotherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

　　2、Whentwo'scompany，three'stheresult！

　　两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

　　3、Successisarelativeterm.Itbrings*nyrelatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。

　　4、Themoreyoulearn，themoreyouknow，Themoreyouknow，themoreyouforget.Themoreyouforget，thelessyouknow.Sowhybothertolearn.

　　学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？

　　5、S*ewater.Showerwithyourgirlfriend.

　　要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

　　6、Thereshouldbeabetterwaytostartadaythanwakingupeverymorning.

　　应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

　　7、Godmaderelatives;ThankGodwecanchooseourfriends.

　　神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

　　8、Adressislikeabarbedfence.Itprotectsthepremiseswithoutrestrictingtheview.

　　服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

　　9、“Hardworkneverkilledanybody.”Butwhytaketherisk？“

　　”努力工作不会导致死亡！“不过我不会用自己去证明。

　　10、Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall，happinessisnottheonlythinginlife.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

　　11、Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

　　12、Behindeverysuccessfulman，thereisawoman.Andbehindeveryunsuccessfulman，therearetwo.

　　每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

　　13、Childreninbackseatscauseaccidents.Accidentsinbackseatscausechildren.

　　后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

　　14、Loveisphotogenic.Itneedsdarknesstodevelop.

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关于微笑的英语句子_唯美的句子_简单唯美的英语句子

有深度有品味的句子，干净气质短句，就是那些唯美的句子。“励志的句子”网推荐的《关于微笑的英语句子_唯美的句子》，正是这些充满唯美气质的短语。

一、Happiness is time precipitation, smile is the lonely sad.幸福是年华的沉淀，微笑是寂寞的悲伤。

二、the yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorroeone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing. 每当你对某人微笑，都是爱的礼物 － 是一种充满美感的事物。If you h*e only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Dont be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning Good morning at total strangers. 如果你一无所有但拥有微笑，只该给你所爱的人。千万不要在家里郁郁不乐，然后出门对着陌生人傻笑并说道：早上好。Let us al the beginning of a smile, a kiss to grow, to end with a tear. 爱由一个笑容开始，用一个吻来成长，用一滴眼泪来结束。

四十五、Because when young, with a total want of good in the future.只因那时年少，总把未来想的太好。

四十六、With a smile the speaker, to bear the responsibility.只用微笑说话的人，才能担当重任。

四十七、silence isthe way to *oid many problems. smile is the way to solve many problems沉默是避免许多问题的方法。微笑是解决许多问题的方法。

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一、人生如画，有了微笑的画卷便添了亮丽的色彩。人生如酒，有了微笑的美酒便飘着诱人的醇香。人生如歌，有了微笑的歌声便多了动人的旋律。人生如书，有了微笑的书籍便有了闪光的主题。给自己一个微笑，让心情开心；给别人一个赞赏的微笑，或许可以成为种种鼓励。微笑面对人生，将会有微笑的回报。把最美的微笑留给伤你最深的人。

二、难过了，不要告诉别人。难过了，静静的蹲下来抱着自己，让眼泪尽情的洒落。难过了，拿着镜子看看此刻的自己，让真实浮现眼前。难过了，默默的将自己隐藏起来，让空虚掩盖一切。有谁不曾难过，有谁还会记得，过去的不再从来，又何必去苦想，忘掉。用微笑渲泄悲伤。

三、曾经多情如斯，伤痕累累，才终于学会无情。有一天，没那么年轻了，爱着的依然是你，但是，我总是跟自己说：我也可以过自己的日子。惟其如此，失望和孤单的时候，我才可以不掉眼泪，不起波动，微笑告诉自己，不是你对我不好，而是爱情本来就是虚妄的，它曾经有多热烈，也就有多寂寞。

四、以微笑面对每一个人，你会觉得每一个人对你充满爱意。

五、微笑是一种神奇的力量，能给人美的享受；微笑是一股源源不断的甘泉，能给予你无限的力量。

六、曾经也有一个笑容出现在我的生命里，可是最后还是如雾般消散，而那个笑容，就成为我心中深深埋藏的一条湍急河流，无法泅渡，那河流的声音，就成为我每日每夜绝望的歌唱。

七、微笑像一阵温暖的春风，沐浴着心中的感动。不悲，不伤；温婉大气。心灵像一扇透明的窗，体会着人生佳境。不虚不伪；从容淡定。

八、喜欢温文淡雅的语句，喜欢浓香怡人的杯茗，喜欢安然恬静的微笑，喜欢杨柳拂面的春风，喜欢天真烂漫的童趣，喜欢漫无边际的遐思，喜欢不急不迫的行走，喜欢海阔天高的旅行，喜欢浅尝辄止的爱情，喜欢清淡如水的友情，喜欢赏心悦目的生活，喜欢美轮美奂的人生。

九、你毫无倦色，快乐地微笑着，那闪着青春光彩的笑容，像朵在夏雨之后悄然绽开的睡莲，含着晶莹的雨珠，羞怯而又优雅地点着头。

十、我微笑，在任何我难过或者快乐的时候，我只剩下微笑。

十一、如果不向太阳索取微笑，温暖仍在太阳那里，但我们会笑得更加自信从容；如果转过身去发现了自己的影子，适当的躲让，阳光便可穿越心灵，温暖每一处身后的角落；如果摊开的掌心不能点落蝴蝶，那就紧握成拳挥动臂膀，给予力量；如果我不能够微笑得灿烂，那就将脸投向灿烂的阳光，与阳光一起微笑，烂漫。

十二、微笑是盛开在人们脸上的一朵美丽的花，时时刻刻散发着迷人的芬芳。

十三、我想有个人，能够经常对我微笑；我想有个人，能够经常跟我说说心里话；我想有个人，能够珍惜我们在一起的每分每秒；我想有个人，能在我孤独无助的时候陪在我身边；我想有个人，知道心疼我；我想有个人，能够陪我一起看细水长流。

十四、我微笑，在任何我难过或者快乐的时候，我只剩下微笑。

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